Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

 

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

 

Or Ray Charles

 

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

 

I pretend to work - they pretend to pay me.

 

If you have time to spare go by air.

 

Marriage, from a guy's point of view, is like war and you even get to sleep with the enemy.

 

Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason then you need medicine.

 

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

 

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

 

I have finally been diagnosed...!!! I have a serious condition known as AWESOMENESS but don't worry, none of you can get it because...it's not contagious.

 

In dog beers....I've only had one!

 

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then why's there a light in the refrigerator?

 

I call my bathroom Jim instead of John. It makes me feel better knowing I go every morning...

 

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

Mike Myers

 

If you're legally blind, what are you doing poking at the braille characters on the buttons of the drive up atm machine?

 

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Mickey Rooney - RIP

 

Things you'll never hear a man say....
#49. Does this hunter's outfit make me look fat???

 

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I thought a moment and came up with the perfect non-committal remark. I wish I could remember it. Coming out of a coma does weird things to your memory.