Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.

 

The question on the job application asked "have you ever been convicted of a crime" followed by "Explain why".

So I put "no" and "good lawyer".

 

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

 

I never make the same mistake twice. I might make it maybe five or six times, just to be sure...

 

Pull out? That doesn't sound manly to me... I say leave it in there and let's get the job done!
George Carlin

 

On the tattoo: NO RAGRETS.......not even a single letter.

 

When in Mexico:
You might be ok taking chances with the water, but NEVER trust their condoms!

 

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

 

But alcohol turn 9PM "7's" into 2AM "10's". :ihih::lol:

 

It's 10pm 2s into 2am 10s Dave.... Sheesh.

 

I just read this.... "A yawn is a silent scream for coffee"... Then I yawned.

 

There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not. :ihih::lol:

 

But if you smoke during sex... Well you are just lollygagin!

 

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

 

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

 

You can't fix stupid but duct tape will muffle the sound.
(think this is a repeat but it is apropos.)

 

Working from home everyday and having one machine VPN connected to the company's network and one machine that is not has its advantages. :devil: