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  1. TheModFather

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    #818 TheModFather, Apr 18, 2014
    Wish I could work from home... Moving around 30,000 pounds of concrete by myself could pose a small problem though.
     
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    #819 ScottinBend, Apr 18, 2014
    What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?


    Never lick the spoon.
     
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    #822 DryMartini, Apr 19, 2014
    If I had anything useful, hopeful or intelligent to say, don't you think I would have done it by now? (Applicable to any number of politicians.)
     
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    #825 Firebro17, Apr 19, 2014
    Golf is a sport where the ball may lie poorly, but the player may lie quite well...
     
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    #831 CFMINI, Apr 22, 2014
    Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so why not get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!
     
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    #832 Nathan, Apr 22, 2014
    My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: "it's not working. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to my Mom's place." I open the fridge. The light came on, the beer was cold... what the hell is she talking about?
     
  7. ScottinBend

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    #837 ScottinBend, Apr 22, 2014
    The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
     
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    #840 DneprDave, Apr 22, 2014
    It's not the fall that kills ya, it's the sudden stop.

    Dave
     
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    #843 Nathan, Apr 23, 2014
    Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
     
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    #851 Friskie, Apr 24, 2014
    This is supposed to be FUNNY sayings! That almost fringes upon the depressing - if you're an old guy.
     
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    #853 MCS02, Apr 24, 2014
    ^^^ WHAT? WHAT? I have to know! Don't leave us hang in!^^^^
     
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    #861 DryMartini, Apr 28, 2014
    I want to live in Theory. Because everything works in Theory.
    -- Satch Carlson
     
  13. ScottinBend

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    #865 ScottinBend, Apr 28, 2014
    Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for the NSA.
     
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    #870 Friskie, May 1, 2014
    If at first you don't succeed - destroy all evidence that you tried.
     
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    #873 DneprDave, May 4, 2014
    Was it Descartes who said, "I am what I am."?

    No, that was Popeye the sailor.
     
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    #874 TheModFather, May 5, 2014
    What happens in Nashville stays in Nashville... Loosing your phone has A LOT to do with that!
     
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    #882 Friskie, May 8, 2014
    Who gives a rip about coffee but spilling beer??!!! Unconscionable.
     
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    #883 DryMartini, May 9, 2014
    Badge engineering is just ugly nepotism.
     
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    #889 ccain, May 11, 2014
    I ALWAYS have the last word at home. And it's usually "Yes, dear."
     
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    #890 ScottinBend, May 12, 2014
    Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
     
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