Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

LA does not have any traffic problems.

 

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

On that note...

This has been on my garage wall since I was born!

 

"I like children, yes I do.
Fried, baked or boiled in a stew." Shel Silverstein

 

The best way to say Thank You is a BIG LICK on the face

 

Lazy is an acquired skill and I'd be glad to give seminars if I didn't have to get up and do sumptin'.

 

I can always NOT do something.

 

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That would be so awesome if they did that for real. :lol::lol::lol:

 

Seen at a local cheesecake shop... Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.

 

"As Santa's workshop files for bankruptcy, Fed offers bailout in exchange for control of 'naughty and nice' list."

 

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

Work on that one why doncha.

 

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasn't the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn't of thought so much.

 

I got CDO.. Kind of like OCD, except with the letters arraigned in the proper order.

 

Or, Just slap then and when they say, "Did you get it? say, "Get what?"

 

Sometimes I pretend to be normal.....but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

 

"It is better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't." --- Butthole Surfers