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    #968 Dave.0, Jun 14, 2014
    Friends have you over for Dinner, really good friends steal firewood for a bonfire. :rolleyes:
     
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    #969 Savvy, Jun 15, 2014
    .... while pushing the getaway vehicle uphill.
     
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    #976 Dave.0, Jun 19, 2014
    If the sh*t hits the fan stand behind someone large.
     
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    #977 teresa wood, Jun 19, 2014
    I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
     
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    #985 DneprDave, Jun 23, 2014
    Smart people don't go into government.
     
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    #986 ScottinBend, Jun 23, 2014
    ......or at least they don't last long.
     
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    #987 ScottinBend, Jun 25, 2014
    If you woke up today, congratulations! You have another chance.
     
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    #993 ScottinBend, Jun 26, 2014
    And this is up on the wall of my office.......

    Arguing with an inspector is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, pretty soon you realize the pig enjoys it.
     
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    #994 Friskie, Jun 26, 2014
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    However, trying to teach a pig to sing is a total waste of your time and it annoys the he11 out of the pig.
     
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    #999 Friskie, Jun 29, 2014
    ...or having to stop to pour a proper head on a fine craft brew...PRIORITIES...
     
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    #1001 Dave.0, Jun 30, 2014
    " No officer I have not driven my car today even though the car is hot and tires are heat cycled and the exhaust is making that ting-ing sound as it cools down"
    " You must have seen another really clean Chili Red MINI with a black roof, no rally stripes with tinted windows and custom wheels flying like a bat out of hell" :eek::devil::ihih::rolleyes5:
     
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    #1005 Nathan, Jun 30, 2014
    That is what worries me. :biggrin5:
     
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    #1008 Friskie, Jul 1, 2014
    Making good use of Willie Keeler's sage advice.
     
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    #1018 Nathan, Jul 7, 2014
    Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
     
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    #1019 Firebro17, Jul 8, 2014
    I'd rather have a bottle in front if me, than to have a frontal lobotomy.
     
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    #1020 DneprDave, Jul 8, 2014
    Pigs, the only animal that we kill and then cure.
     
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    #1023 ScottinBend, Jul 8, 2014
    Why do they have ear piercing while you wait?


    Is there some shop where you can drop them off and pick them up later?
     
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    #1024 DryMartini, Jul 9, 2014
    To show I'm keeping up with the times, I no longer have "senior moments." I have "transient memory card failures."
     
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    #1027 Friskie, Jul 10, 2014
    How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?


    Two, one to hold the giraffe and the other to fill a bathtub with multi colored machine tools.
     
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    #1029 DryMartini, Jul 13, 2014
    Italians use better and thicker metal in their San Marzano tomato cans than in their cars. (You've got to have priorities.)
     
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