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  1. Dave.0

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    #1030 Dave.0, Jul 13, 2014
    This is our DRAGON Motto.:Thumbsup:
     
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    #1037 Firebro17, Jul 16, 2014
    The older I get, the only women I can effectively chase are going down hill.
     
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    #1038 Friskie, Jul 16, 2014
    The older I get the bett...heck everyone know that one...now.....what was I gonna say?
     
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    #1042 ScottinBend, Jul 19, 2014
    I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me......
     
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    #1043 Friskie, Jul 19, 2014
    By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
     
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    #1044 ScottinBend, Jul 20, 2014
    There are two rules for success:

    1.) Don't tell all you know.
     
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    #1045 TheModFather, Jul 20, 2014
    Do people who live in the mountains camp in the cities?
     
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    #1048 Dave.0, Jul 21, 2014
    Ok that needs to go on a t-Shirt. :Thumbsup::lol:
     
  9. ScottinBend

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    #1051 ScottinBend, Jul 22, 2014
    I used to be a lifeguard, but then some blue kid got me fired.
     
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    #1054 ScottinBend, Jul 23, 2014
    In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
     
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    #1056 ScottinBend, Jul 24, 2014
    They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
     
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    #1059 Friskie, Jul 25, 2014
    It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, clearly it has room for more beer.
     
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    #1062 Nathan, Jul 26, 2014
    "No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend." - Groucho Marx
     
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    #1066 Friskie, Jul 28, 2014
    How was he looking at you when he said that? That answer moves that question into my list of questions not to ask from now on.
     
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    #1068 ScottinBend, Jul 28, 2014
    Red meat is not bad for you.


    Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
     
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    #1071 eMINIparts, Jul 29, 2014
    The Cat in the Hat knows alot about that!
     
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    #1072 ScottinBend, Jul 29, 2014
    All power corrupts.

    Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
     
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    #1073 Nathan, Jul 29, 2014
    Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
     
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    #1074 DneprDave, Jul 29, 2014
    How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?

    -Charles de Gaulle-
     
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    #1082 ScottinBend, Aug 1, 2014
    I married my wife cause she had a car and was easy. Turns out it wasn't all that easy in the car........
     
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