Same old Fart at Work: "I can't stand MINI Coopers because they are ugly."
My response: "If you stay in the upright position...your balls will go flat!"
Here's not a one liner:
A guy and his dog walk into a bar. The guy orders a Tom Collins and the dog orders rye straight up. The bartender can't believe his ears but is told 'yea he likes his neat'. Dang, a talking dog. The guy gets up to use the head and while he's gone the bartender talks the dog into playing a joke on a competitor down the street and gives the dog $20.00 to take and ask for change. The dog leaves with the $20. The guy returns from the head and asks where's his dog and the bartender explains his gag. The guy panics because his dog isn't used to being on the street alone and runs out to look for him. A block down the street he finds his dog locked in lust with another dog of ill repute and yells at him 'what has gone wrong with you?'. The dog looks up and says 'Well heck, I never had twenty bucks before'.
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