Speaking of hunting endangered species Dave, if you come to California to capture the last of the Delta Smelt (they were only able to find one of those little bastards) you'll be hailed as a hero to the farmers! Hell, I'll even by you dinner and a beer for saving us from the DC created political trauma to restore the unnecessary habitat for salmon, which ultimately results in raising the cost of food for us all.
A man bought himself a lie detecting robot that's programmed to slap people when they tell a lie. He decided to try it out at dinner one evening.
While making conversation with family at the dinner table, the father asks his son, "What'd you do after school today?" The son tells his dad that he did his homework. The robot slaps the boy! "Ok, Ok!", says the son. "I watched a movie at my buddy's house." The father asked, "What movie did you guys watch?" "Toy Story", replies his son. Bam, the robot slaps the kid's face again! "OK! We watched a porno." "A porno", says the dad. "I didn't know what a porno was at your age!" The robot slaps the guy across his face.
The mother then chimes in and says, "Ha, that's YOUR son!" The robot turns and slaps her across her face.
When the food is gone from the store shelves, your guns have all been confiscated and the unthinkable is waiting outside your door.... Don't worry, that free Obama phone comes with a tracking device! They'll find your body.
Like x 5
