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  1. Friskie

    Friskie Well-Known Member

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    #1165 Friskie, Sep 5, 2014
    ~accidental repeat~
     
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    #1174 Friskie, Sep 9, 2014
    Q: What did the mare say to the colt?


    A: It's pasture bedtime.
     
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    #1189 Dave.0, Sep 16, 2014
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Also since synthetic oil can now last 15 k why cant the make Synthetic fuel that will last at least 2 K miles for one tank? :idea:
     
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    #1197 ScottinBend, Sep 17, 2014
    I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do.
     
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    #1201 Dave.0, Sep 18, 2014
    ^^^^ and that's why I do not go on NAM anymore. :lol:
     
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    #1214 ScottinBend, Sep 22, 2014
    If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
     
  7. Friskie

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    #1217 Friskie, Sep 23, 2014
    4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
     
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    #1218 Dave.0, Sep 23, 2014
    I heard a great joke about time travel tomorrow.
     
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    #1219 Code3_Mini, Sep 23, 2014
    Confucious say, "He who stand on toilet, is high on pot".
     
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    #1221 ScottinBend, Sep 23, 2014
    Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
     
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    #1222 DryMartini, Sep 24, 2014
    It's as useless as a snooze button on a smoke alarm.
    - J. Clarkson
     
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    #1223 Code3_Mini, Sep 24, 2014
    "Trust everyone. Just don't trust the devil inside them."

    Sorry, I had to. :p
     
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    #1227 Code3_Mini, Sep 24, 2014
    This new one is more....me :devil:
     
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    #1228 Dave.0, Sep 24, 2014
    I know a guy like that and he has a Blue Mohawk. :lol:

    Savvy will agree :lol::lol:
     
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    #1229 Code3_Mini, Sep 24, 2014
    Hahaha...if the Army allowed me to have a Mohawk, I'd have it :p
     
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    #1231 TheModFather, Sep 24, 2014

    Umm, you kinda can... If they didnt change that section in AR-670-1, you are allowed a high and tight with a maximum crown length of 3 inches... They dont need to know if you spike it up while you are off post. ;)
     
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    #1232 Code3_Mini, Sep 24, 2014
    Brother, there's only one caveat to that...I have a solar panel for the Lance machine at the top rear portion of my head...it'd be one funky looking high and tight/armyhawk...
     
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    #1237 Friskie, Sep 26, 2014
    7. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
     
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    #1240 teresa wood, Sep 27, 2014
    You can't drink all day...if you don't start in the morning.
     
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    #1243 teresa wood, Sep 28, 2014
    Solution to two of the worlds problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
     
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