Separate names with a comma.
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
My Dad was talking to my great uncle Bob: Old people don't smell. No Bob, old people can't smell.
It just hasn't been the same sense they took the led out.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
Why do mail order brides not come with a tracking number?
I never worry when I get lost. I just change where I want to go.
Said one frog to another: "Time's fun when you're having flies."
Yup and friends that show up to visit them are all healthy smokers. :lol:
Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Terminators should not pontificate or deliver pithy one liners to corpses.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Hahahaha
Nope, the reason aliens fly right past us is because 10% of the population don't get the joke.
I call my "Fireplace" hungry, it would be a lot hungrier in a lean-to with three open sides.
Or the "Hot Pockets" jingle. (With all due credit to Jim Gaffigan.)
Having raised two boys (who survived to adulthood), d'accord.
Adversity: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
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