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  1. MCS02

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    #1342 MCS02, Nov 19, 2014
    YES!!
     
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    #1343 TexasChiliS, Nov 19, 2014
    “Big Gulps, huh? Alright!”
     
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    #1347 ScottinBend, Nov 20, 2014
    There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
     
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    #1353 Firebro17, Nov 24, 2014
    Meteorology.... A non-fireable offense.
     
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    #1356 ScottinBend, Nov 29, 2014
    There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much screwed.
     
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    #1359 Firebro17, Nov 30, 2014
    ^^^ Just read the story. Absolutely a crack-up! Ah, no pun intended...
     
  7. ScottinBend

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    #1366 ScottinBend, Dec 3, 2014
    Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
     
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    #1369 ScottinBend, Dec 4, 2014
    Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
     
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    #1370 teresa wood, Dec 5, 2014
    There is no "WE" in Food. So, get away from ME.
     
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    #1371 ScottinBend, Dec 7, 2014
    All I want for Christmas is the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.
     
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    #1378 DneprDave, Dec 12, 2014
    You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that's almost the same thing.
     
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    #1388 ScottinBend, Dec 22, 2014
    "My ultimate vocation in life is to be an irritant."......allegedly attributed to Dave.0



    :D
     
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    #1394 Angib, Dec 24, 2014
    It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

    OK, it's a stolen Irish song lyric from "The Oldest Swinger in Town" (no, not that sort of swinger).
     
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    #1397 Friskie, Dec 24, 2014
    It's seven days short of Y2K + 15 and my compootr stlll werx
     
  15. ScottinBend

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    #1398 ScottinBend, Dec 27, 2014
    Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner....
     
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    #1401 ScottinBend, Dec 28, 2014
    In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
     
  17. Friskie

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    #1403 Friskie, Dec 30, 2014
    Our old Master Chief's version of that was: "Never get in a pi$$ing contest with a skunk." Good advice that stood up well during 30 years of business...and the previous few years with a particular gunner's mate.
     
  18. ScottinBend

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    #1408 ScottinBend, Jan 6, 2015
    Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
     
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    #1409 Dave.0, Jan 6, 2015
    Sooo true

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    #1412 Friskie, Jan 7, 2015
    Well, there's no accounting for those who go out looking for them...:biggrin5:
     
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