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  1. TheModFather

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    #1423 TheModFather, Jan 12, 2015
    "I think we used too much explosives..."

    Nobody ever says that!
     
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    #1432 Dave.0, Jan 13, 2015
    So all these speed limit sign are for me? :ihih::lol:
     
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    #1436 DneprDave, Jan 15, 2015
    It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.
     
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    #1437 ScottinBend, Jan 15, 2015
    You know what they say.....when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But no one needs to know it's spiked.
     
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    #1443 DneprDave, Jan 19, 2015
    Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

    Groucho Marx
     
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    #1450 Nathan, Jan 25, 2015
    University of Denver offers a marijuana law class. Since it's an advanced curriculum with a specialized topic, it will be considered a 420 level class.
     
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    #1451 ScottinBend, Jan 25, 2015
    Why do cows wear bells.
    Cause their horns don't work.
     
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    #1454 Dave.0, Jan 27, 2015
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    #1457 Friskie, Jan 28, 2015
    That doesn't sound like a 'funny saying', Mod, that sounds like a personal experience including a distinct tone of animus. If so, glad the two of you didn't meet.
     
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    #1459 ScottinBend, Jan 29, 2015
    How do you think the unthinkable?




    wait for it.........








    wait for it............





    With an itheberg.

    :D
     
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    #1462 Dave.0, Jan 29, 2015
    Now that was funny. :lol:
     
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    #1463 TheModFather, Jan 29, 2015

    Or a goat...






















    Just sayin... :(
     
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    #1466 Nathan, Jan 30, 2015
    Friends should always tell you the truth. But please don’t.
     
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    #1467 Firebro17, Jan 30, 2015
    The sheep are on full alert at Fresno State. Seems a guy leaped the fence to have his way with one of em a couple weeks back....

    He was reportedly drunk, but really!!? C-mon Man!
     

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    #1475 ScottinBend, Feb 3, 2015
    The first rule of Alzheimer's club, is don't talk about chess club.
     
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    #1477 Nathan, Feb 5, 2015
    Taking two shots during a basketball game is not newsworthy, unless they happen to be bullets
     
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    #1481 Firebro17, Feb 9, 2015
    Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet...
     
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    #1487 Firebro17, Feb 12, 2015
    Ain't it the truth. Although, Dale Jr. would probably disagree!
     

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    #1489 DryMartini, Feb 16, 2015
    Also, eschew obfuscation and espouse elucidation.
     
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    #1490 cristo, Feb 16, 2015
    And proceed "unencumbered by the thought process",
    as Click and Clack always used to say.
     
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