Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

 

Hmm... Didn't notice that!

 

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

 

I was gifted an email that has to be shared. There will be eleven quotes starting with this one, the list titled: "If 50 shades of gray had been written by a man."
The first: "At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I sighed as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen."

 

#2: "'How do you feel about using toys in the bedroom?' she asked. 'Fine,' I said, 'But I can't see how we're going to fit a Scalextric in here!"

 

:cornut: All bar women are beautiful by 'last call'.

Jason

 

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife...? About 45 pounds.

 

House guests and fish should both be thrown out after three days.

 

:cornut: For Alzheimer's take Aricept and Viagra such that you can remember who in the _uck you are.:yikes::yikes::smilewinkgrin::smilewinkgrin:

Jason

 

#8
She leant over the kitchen table. 'Smack that bottom,' she squealed, 'Smack it hard!' 'I am,' I said, 'But the ketchup just won't come out.'

 

No Tigers in Africa

 

'Like' because there's no more Shades of Gray quotes or 'Like' because of the replacement quote?

 

:cornut: Well the smartest Bushes cannot run for chief Munchkin only the munchkins in the Socialist rabbit WARREN are tall enough for that.:yikes::yikes::yesnod::wink2

Jason
De Oppresso Libre

 

I will hunt anything with a explosives and full auto anything. :devil:

Oh that's right you are in Kalifornia land of "Fruits and Nuts" and I am not talking about granola. Your effed up state makes everything illegal for no reason and cant put out a forest fire with one of the worlds largest oceans to the West.

Sorry you are on your own. :lol::lol::lol:

 

Dig that ^^^

That's why I got rid of the first one and set the standard lower for the second one. :cornut: :lol:

 

Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience.

 

A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot barbecue for a minute, it’s longer than any hour. That is relativity. – Albert Einstein

 

Gotta love sweet, little old Texas women... This little old Texas grandmother was driving across a high bridge in Austin, when she came upon a young guy fixin to jump. (fixin in Texas means just about to take some kinda action)

She stopped her car, rolled down her window and said, "Don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "My mother and father are dead." She then said, "Well then son, think of your sweet wife and precious children." He replied, "I'm not married and I have no children." She then said, "Well then honey, you just remember the Alamo then." The young man said, "What's the Alamo?"

She replied, "Well bless your little heart, you go right ahead and jump, you're hold'n up traffic!"