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The older I get the faster she was....

 

Toby Keith "I'm not as good as I once was...but I'm as good once as I ever was"

 

I ain't saying it was slow, but that ole truck would have to take three trips to haul @$$!

 

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not watching me.

 

Let it Snow! My MINI is great in the snow, but it has not left the garage in a month.

 

I'd rather have beer nuts than cotton balls.

 

You can never have too much power but you can never have too little brakes.

 

Anything is possible with enough time and money

 

So...what kind of people would rather sit at a keyboard swapping quips on a MINI forum rather than motoring...IN A MINI?

(There's your question, Scott.)

 

People who live in areas with 1 billion below windchill and snow up to your chin hairs. Like where I live...

 

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

 

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish...

 

How fast can you afford to go?

 

It's the least I can do. (And never let it be said I didn't do the least I can do.)

 

I am not really drunk, you are just too sober.

 

There are old pilots, there are bold pilots but there are no old bold pilots.

 

"I am amazed at the total lack of beautiful young women dressed in sheer negligees on the beach after ten o'clock at night."
Mason Williams