The dog did it!
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Here.... Let me grab that check....
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Sorry ..Wait what?
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Pardon me, what time is the midnight buffet?
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A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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"That old saw about the early bird just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine.
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The glass half full or empty... It's to dam big!
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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This gene pool has a serious leak....
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you
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In an accident, first you say it... then you do it!
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Winners, Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
Mistakes, It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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When spelling, they say you should use i before e, except after c. That's weird!!!
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I know because Shiela told me so.
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kittens and rainbows make great friends
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