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Everyone is born equal in life, until they get married.

 

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.

 

He who laughs last, thinks slowest...

 

To a small boy with a toy, everything looks like a nail

 

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

 

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

 

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

 

My favorite Churchill quote of all time:

Lady Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your soup."

Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

 

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

 

There are three kinds of people in the world.
Those who can count and those who can't.

 

Lady Astor: "Winston, you are drunk."
Churchill: "Nancy, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."

 

I am who I am and no ones approval is needed. :lol:

 

Smile, it scares people .

 

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

 

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

Whoever added letters to Math should be shot.

 

If you look up redundant in a dictionary it says "see redundant"

 

What would this great country be without this land of ours?

-Ronald Reagan

Really think about it....nothing.

 

I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.

 

When I die I want my last words to be "I left a million dollars under the..."