Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

Alcohol, Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

 

Due to the current cost and scarcity of ammo, anybody caught messing with my MINI will not receive their courtesy warning shot...

 

Only trust people that like big butts...They cannot lie.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYyd0dvNNXU]Sir Mix-A-Lot - I like big butts ( Official Music Video ) - YouTube[/ame]

 

Nathan report to HR for sensitivity training. :lol:

 

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

 

There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food.
I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.

 

:cornut: If your nose runs and your feet smell then you're upside down.

Jason

 

:cornut:

Soldier- It's hard to remember that your primary mission is draining the swamp when you're up to your arse in alligators.

Paratrooper- Draining the swamp is so much more fun with these alligators to play with.

Green Beret- We'll continue draining the swamp after we finish these delicious alligators.



Jason

 

This is not Burger King! You do not get it YOUR way. You take it MY way or YOU DON'T GET THE DAMN THING!:biggrin5:

 

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way Dad told you in the first place.

 

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

 

Just because you can buy parts for your car does not always mean your are qualified to install them.

YouTube and the Internet does not make anyone a mechanic.

 

I guess I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still young enough to do it anyway!

 

never, under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka.....and have a party.

 

The difference between your spouse and your dog:

You can lock your dog in the trunk of your car, come back in two hours and it'll be glad to see you.