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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it!

 

Eschew obfuscation.
- Mark Twain

 

Wherever you go..........there you are.

 

Hold my beer, and watch this ****...

 

Why is it that you always seem to find what you lost in the last place you think to look??

 

(Not a funny saying but) that is TRUE!

I lost a rattle snake head for 5 years once when I was a kid! Found it in plain sight on a shelf right above my bed when I went to repaint the room!

 

"Hey, y'all, I just found a green snake!"
"Better be careful, they can be as dangerous as a ripe one."

 

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

 

"We wish all users of Ford cars to know what they are entitled to."

Henry Ford - March 1935

 

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he'll sit in the boat drinking beer all day... :beer

 

I am a master chief, I can make anything with my Visa card.

 

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things that were left behind by those who got there first.

 

If I get there first, I'll mark the place with an X. If you get there first, you erase it.

 

Flashlight: A cylindrical case designed for holding dead batteries.

 

Gasoline is getting more expensive because transporting it costs more when it gets more expensive.

 

I don't mind a parasite, but I object to a cut-rate one.

(Rick - Casablanca)

 

In keeping with the time of the year:

"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times."
Mark Twain

 

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.