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DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
**Burma-Shave**

 

Ah yes Burma Shave signs....

The place to pass
On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
Burma-Shave

 

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.

 

If your dog poops in the neighbor's yard and nobody sees, did your dog poop in the neighbor's yard?

--zen master

 

Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.

 

REO Speedwagon Rocks!

 

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

 

Frisbeetarianism, the belief that,
when you die, your soul
goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

 

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere

 

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How come no one speaks English at the car wash until you ask if that's their $20 bill on the ground?

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol: yup . That's a good one.

 

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

 

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop

 

Sorry I missed your call... Leave a message at the beep and I'll call you back sometime within this next calendar year!

 

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.