Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

Uranus is about 19 times larger than Earth and at least 20 times more fun to say.

 

Actually seen on a bumper sticker: "Ski Kansas"

 

Life is like a hot bath... The longer you're in it, the more wrinkled you get.

 

Maybe this has been posted already but it's worth posting again.

Farts smell different to midgets.

 

Anybody ever do a nested case-control study to find out what midget farts smell like?

FYI: That type of study helps when the 'exposure of interest is difficult or expensive to obtain and when the outcome is rare'.

 

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

 

The light was yellow, sir.

 

Because I fart on midgets on they have told me so. :lol::lol:::lol::lol:

 

Sign above the men's room urinal "Why are you looking up here...the joke's in your hand"

 

Another sign above urinal: We aim to please, we hope you do, too.

 

I’m insane and responsible. This is a potent combination.

 

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

 

Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, as it makes then soggy and hard to light.

 

Do not paste wax your car in the sun, it is no fun.

 

Fall off a big rock drunk at the fire pit @ the Dragon break finger, cut open leg, don't spill a drop of beer and keep cig in mouth.

" Awww I am ok. It's merely a flesh wound"

 

73% of statistics are made up.

 

y'all put down that wheelberra, you doesn't know nuthin' 'bout machinery!