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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

 

What do you mean we don't communicate? Just yesterday I faxed you a reply to the recorded message you left on my answering machine.

 

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

 

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, everyday would be Christmas!

 

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.:ihih:

 

As a rule a man's a fool - when its hot he wants it cool - and when its cool he wants it hot - always wanting what is not.

 

Yes but it only takes one finger to "flip" someone off. :lol:

 

The 'flip' takes too much effort.
"Silence is the best form or scorn."
George Bernard Shaw

 

Sometimes it takes too much effort to be flip.

 

Flatulence - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

 

Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.

 

Here I sit broken hearted. Came to........
Well, you know the rest...

 

Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.

 

My, how the level of intellectual acuity deteriorates over time when the imagination is loosed upon the subject at hand.

 

"I'm a passive aggressive enabler.....
Could you hold this rope for me?"

 

Condoms are easier to change than diapers!

 

Stay as you are and you'll never change.

 

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.