I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
"When over half the people in the obituary section of your newspaper are younger than you are, you no longer think of yourself as invincible" - me.
