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Nerve cells are born and die, and fat cells – live forever!

 

I was born to live, not please everyone.

 

When you become senile, you won’t know it.

 

And when you watch a movie, It's like the first time.....Every time!!!!!!:biggrin5:

 

When you spin both feet in.

 

Good Morning, I'm looking for an argument. Argument, this is abuse... You'll have to look down the hall.

 

Being an atheist; it's sorta like being the only sober person in the car and no one will let you drive.

 

Often said to clients; You can have it fast, you can have it cheap OR you can have it good. Pick two.

Also; Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

Remember; Chaos = Cash

 

No one minds laughter in the bedroom ... as long as there's no pointing.

 

^^^^^^
good one!

 

There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion

 

You can only be young once. But you can ALWAYS be immature! (Dave Barry)

 

Noted:wink:

 

The more you plan, the less you have time to enjoy the life itself.

 

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I had that sign in my cube when I worked in an office. :lol::lol::lol:

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

Two comments that hastens a copilot's advancement to the left seat: 1. Nice landing captain. 2. I'll take the fat one.

 

Hiroshima 45, Chernobyl 86, Windows 8

 

You don’t notice fresh air, until someone spoils it.