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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

 

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

 

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

 

Everyone has stopped going to that restaurant because it's too busy - Yogi Berra

 

It's Deja Vu all over a gain- Yogi Barra

 

Smile and life will kick your teeth out!

 

I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.

 

General Barnard Bee at 1st Manassas," General Jackson they are driving us back!"

General Jackson," Well sir then we shall give them the cold steel(also reported as the bayonet )!"

Jason

 

:cornut: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you.

Jason

 

Sounds like you have seen our crew driving home from the Dragon. :lol::lol::lol:

 

I feel like Tampax – at a good place, but wrong time…:devil:

 

I'm younger than everybody my age. -- She who puts up with me.

 

Relief: No Confusion in the mind when your body has the basic desire to choke the living daylights out of the idiot in the MAXI, who try to run your MINI over.

 

Thank you, Scott.

 

Buckle up!!! shut up!!! hang on!!!!! By the way, did I say please? and Thank you?

 

Is that you Susie Creamcheese?

 

The worlds stupidest question is, "Would you like a fresh donut?"

 

Why don't you use your head for something other than a hat rack?