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  1. Jason Montague

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    :cornut: I have always noticed that people will not laugh at anything that is not based on truth.:Thumbsup: Will Rodgers

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    There are two kinds of drivers - those who make dust and those who eat it.
     
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    There are three kinds of people in the world: Fools, damn fools and the other guy won't show himself.
     
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    Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.
     
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    ^^^^ Excellent :devil:

    A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^
    The FBI should be so lucky!
     
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    Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
     
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    I either get what I want or I change my mind.
     
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    Men never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
     
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    You don’t notice the air, until someone spoils it.
     
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    Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
     
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    :cornut: When I die, I want it to be peacefully during sleep and not screaming hysterically like the passengers in his car.:Thumbsup: (Will Rodgers)

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    :cornut: For Sale: 1000 Italian WWII Army Rifles. Never fired and only dropped once. Now only 999 rifles. 1 was sold to Lee Harvey Oswald in the early 1960's.:Thumbsup:

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    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
     
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    On a similar thought: "only the fool does not change his mind"
     
  17. Jason Montague

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    If you are taller than the man in front of you, move forward.

    About Face!

    If you are taller than the man in front of you, move forward.


    (a brand new 2Lt)

    Jason
     
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    Raisin cookies that are disguised as chocolate chip are the main reason I've got trust issues.
     
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    Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
     
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    Oh, I see you've got a baby on board... I'll just run into the back of the car next to you then!