:cornut: I have always noticed that people will not laugh at anything that is not based on truth.Will Rodgers
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Jason Montague New MemberLifetime Supporter
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There are two kinds of drivers - those who make dust and those who eat it.
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There are three kinds of people in the world: Fools, damn fools and the other guy won't show himself.
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Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.
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What was the address for MC2 headquarters? again? :devil::ihih::devil::ihih::devil: -
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^^^^ Excellent :devil:
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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I either get what I want or I change my mind.
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Men never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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Dave.0 Helix & RMW PoweredLifetime Supporter
You don’t notice the air, until someone spoils it.
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
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Jason Montague New MemberLifetime Supporter
:cornut: When I die, I want it to be peacefully during sleep and not screaming hysterically like the passengers in his car.
(Will Rodgers)
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Jason Montague New MemberLifetime Supporter
:cornut: For Sale: 1000 Italian WWII Army Rifles. Never fired and only dropped once. Now only 999 rifles. 1 was sold to Lee Harvey Oswald in the early 1960's.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Jason Montague New MemberLifetime Supporter
If you are taller than the man in front of you, move forward.
About Face!
If you are taller than the man in front of you, move forward.
(a brand new 2Lt)
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Firebro17 Dazed, but not ConfusedLifetime Supporter
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Raisin cookies that are disguised as chocolate chip are the main reason I've got trust issues.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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Firebro17 Dazed, but not ConfusedLifetime Supporter
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Oh, I see you've got a baby on board... I'll just run into the back of the car next to you then!
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