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  1. teresa wood

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    #698 teresa wood, Mar 29, 2014
    I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
     
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    #708 teresa wood, Mar 31, 2014
    I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
     
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    #763 Dave.0, Apr 9, 2014
    My girlfriend left a note on the fridge: "it's not working and I can't take it anymore, I'm going to my Mom's place."

    I opened the fridge by the handle and its working fine.
     
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    #803 Dave.0, Apr 16, 2014
    No one will ever win the battle of the sexes: there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
    --Henry Kissinger
     
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    #854 Friskie, Apr 24, 2014
    Little Wile E. Coyotes.
     
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    #867 mrntd, Apr 29, 2014
    If they are so afraid of our guns they should stop doing things that makes us want to shoot them.
     
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    #886 Friskie, May 10, 2014
    starkle starkle little twink
    who the hell you are I think
    I'm not under what you call
    the alcofluence of incohol
    I'm just a little slort of sheep
    I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
    I don't know who is me yet
    but the drunker I stand here
    the longer I get
    Just give me one more drink
    to fill me cup
    'cuz I got all day sober
    to Sunday up
     
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    #903 ScottinBend, May 21, 2014
    I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
     
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    #926 Firebro17, May 30, 2014
    Heard today that the Washington Redskins have finally agreed to change their name to the Foreskins.

    Seems appropriate to formally recognize all the DkHeads in DC who masquerade as the leaders of our country.
     
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    #929 DryMartini, Jun 1, 2014
    Driving in the countryside I came upon a pick up truck parked in a lot on the side of the road with a BBQ grill fired up, a big cooler nearby and a sign that said "Chicken Breasts and Beer." All I could say was "Oh Boy! Three of my favorite things!" :Thumbsup:
     
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    #952 teresa wood, Jun 10, 2014
    Bumper sticker seen today

    Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to yank you out of your car.
     
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    #957 teresa wood, Jun 12, 2014
    When you really want to slap someone, do it then say "mosquito!"
     
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    #978 Friskie, Jun 19, 2014
    A recent study shows that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
     
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    #983 ScottinBend, Jun 22, 2014
    And along those same lines........
     

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    #1016 Dave.0, Jul 7, 2014

    The glue is still in the cake and it sticks the cake on a married woman's ass.:lol:
     
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    #1021 Nathan, Jul 8, 2014
    Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
     
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    #1028 TheModFather, Jul 12, 2014
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    #1040 teresa wood, Jul 18, 2014
    If you drink rum before 10 a.m. you are not an alcoholic, you are a pirate.
     
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    #1041 TheModFather, Jul 18, 2014
    ^^^ Or at the Dragon! :)
     
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    #1081 ScottinBend, Jul 31, 2014
    Remember: First you pillage, then you burn.
     
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