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  1. Friskie

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    #648 Friskie, Mar 21, 2014
    Stop breathing and live forever!
     
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    #649 Dave.0, Mar 21, 2014
    Some stupid people just need a high five to the face with a closed fist.
     
  3. ScottinBend

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    #657 ScottinBend, Mar 22, 2014
    Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination what so ever.
     
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    #658 Friskie, Mar 22, 2014
    There was a man upon the stair.
    But when I looked he was not there.
    He was not there again today.
    Oh, I wish he'd go away.
     
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    #659 Friskie, Mar 22, 2014
    "There was an awkward moment recently when a Zombie was looking for brains and it walked right past me." - Some other guy
     
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    #663 teresa wood, Mar 23, 2014
    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your 3 best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
     
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    #664 Friskie, Mar 23, 2014
    Sooo, if I keep opening this thread expecting something different then...?
     
  8. ScottinBend

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    #666 ScottinBend, Mar 23, 2014
    Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
     
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    #668 teresa wood, Mar 24, 2014
    I'm well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea...I'd rather be their shot of tequila, anyway, with a beer back.:beer
     
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    #669 SooperCooperInfo, Mar 24, 2014
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
     
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    #671 CFMINI, Mar 25, 2014
    The road to success is always under construction.
     
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    #675 Dave.0, Mar 25, 2014
    Just because something bad happened it is not always my fault. :devil:
     
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    #680 Dave.0, Mar 26, 2014
    They new MINI S has a hood scoop that's why its cool.
     
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    #683 SheGo, Mar 26, 2014
    If Satan ever goes bald, there'll be hell toupee.
     
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    #687 Friskie, Mar 27, 2014
    Husband opens his wife's closet door to find a naked man standing in there.
    Husband: What are you doing in my wife's closet?
    Man: Everybody has to be someplace!
     
  16. ScottinBend

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    #689 ScottinBend, Mar 27, 2014
    ^^^we need a groan button ...:D
     
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    #692 old81, Mar 27, 2014
    Do I want to like Scott's ^^^^^^, perhaps, maybe or just NO!

    A bit to morbid and close to home this month. :(

    Try again, ScottinBend....

    Don
     
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    #700 SooperCooperInfo, Mar 30, 2014
    If it's not worth exaggerating, it's not worth saying.
     
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    #702 Friskie, Mar 31, 2014
    "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
     
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    #703 eMINIparts, Mar 31, 2014
    What if C A T spelled DOG?..
     
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