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  1. minirab

    minirab Well-Known Member

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    #710 minirab, Mar 31, 2014
    s&%t!!
     
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    #713 Firebro17, Mar 31, 2014
    Warning! Lighting your farts may yield torch-like results. Spark 'em with care.
     
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    #714 teresa wood, Mar 31, 2014
    Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
     
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    #722 DneprDave, Apr 2, 2014
    My wife grew up in the Soviet Union, she said that they used to say that at her workplace!:biggrin5:

    Dave
     
  5. ScottinBend

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    #724 ScottinBend, Apr 2, 2014
    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
     
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    #728 Firebro17, Apr 3, 2014
    It really ticks me off that the idiots out there are breathing my air.
     
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    #729 TheModFather, Apr 3, 2014
    Dont be a fool, you cant learn this crap in school!
     
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    #733 Firebro17, Apr 3, 2014
    I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
     
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    #735 mtnmini, Apr 4, 2014
    If you don't do it to it when you get to it to do it to it you'll never get to it to do it to it again
     
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    #737 Nathan, Apr 4, 2014
    The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
     
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    #738 VariableR58, Apr 4, 2014
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    What Does a Balloon and A Virgin have in common?

    One Prick,, All Gone....:ihih:

    Redd Foxx....
     
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    #739 VariableR58, Apr 4, 2014
    Sir,, Do you want this Pizza cut for 8 slices or 4 ?

    4 , Cause I don't think I can Eat 8.... Yogi Berra
     
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    #741 CFMINI, Apr 4, 2014
    If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd be eating frozen radio dinners.

    Johnny Carson
     
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    #742 Firebro17, Apr 5, 2014
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    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

    The power of really stupid people in small groups can be easily underestimated, but they're still stupid!
     
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    #743 ScottinBend, Apr 5, 2014
    There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it's hot.
     
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    #747 CFMINI, Apr 6, 2014
    The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
     
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    #748 ScottinBend, Apr 6, 2014
    The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully.... edited.... truth.
     
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    #754 Nathan, Apr 8, 2014
    If you're legally blind, self checkout may not be for you.
     
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    #761 Nathan, Apr 9, 2014
    The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most common family name in the world is Chang. Can you imagine the enormous number of people in the world named Mohammad Chang?
     
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    #762 SooperCooperInfo, Apr 9, 2014
    I'm neither for nor against apathy.
     
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