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Good Conduct Medal = 4 years of undetected crime.

 

The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me,
which probably explains why I like him so much! -- Donald Trump

 

In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it.

 

Why do we turn down the radio when we are looking for something while driving?

 

Um, I don't do that.

 

Always remember - wherever you go - there you are.

 

Husband comes home early from work and finds a naked man in his wife's closet.
Husband: "What are you doing in my wife's closet?"
Man: "Everybody has to be someplace."

 

Without geography, you're nowhere.

 

Being very drunk is not a substitute for birth control.

 

That spells TROUBLE!

 

"Honey, I am just going outside to wash my car"

4 hours later she is ....:incazzato::mad5:

 

Lady Astor: "Winston, you are drunk!"
Winston: "Lady Astor, you are ugly but in the morning I shall be sober."

 

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

 

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

 

Don't let your incompetence superceed your intelligence.

The best proof of intelligent life in space is that they have never tried to contact us.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have a film.

Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.

Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than Golf.
--Will Rogers

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong

 

Don't buy what you don't want because it's cheap.

 

I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.