Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

The office of Vice President is not worth a bucket of warm spit. -- John Nance Garner (very applicable yet today)

 

Ignorance has brought me much more happiness than knowledge.

 

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.

 

The knack of successful flying is being able to use the same equipment at least one more time.

 

It's also great because you already know the results when someone else is about to make the same mistake.

This allows you to tell others "hey watch this guy try and...." :lol:

 

A good friend is there to offer a shoulder when you need to cry. A best friend is there with the shovel to beat the $@?£¥€ out of whoever it is that made you cry.

 

Friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies.

 

The people who bake the cake are usually not the same ones that eat it.

 

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
-- Vernon Sanders Law

 

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday

 

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

 

After a new building is done, why aren't they called builts?

 

"Your Mon is so easy she is rated "E" everyone." :lol:

 

I bet there is not too many people under the age of sixty who knows who
Satch Carson is.

 

My spelling mistake, Carlson not Carson. Sorry.

 

How do you tell when you've run out of invisible ink?

 

If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way you were told to in the first place.

Corollary: Dammit! You did it just like I told you to.

 

"If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room."