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From the two greatest philosophers of the early 20th century:
"There's a sucker born every minute." P. T. Barnum
"Never give a sucker an even break." W. C. Fields

 

Which came first, the chicken salad sandwich or the egg salad sandwich?

 

Neither, it was the tuna salad sandwich that was first!

Dave

 

Just because you have a GPII does not mean you are a good driver.

Dragon 1 GPII 0

 

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away

 

Takes a lot more gas to go North too. Gravity is he!! on mileage. I always lay my maps flat on a table.

 

Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand. -- Luke

 

Ned Beatty had the hardest part.

 

A toe? I'll get you a f&#$!*g toe by 3:00!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Also seen on Dave.0's garage wall............

"Nothing is wrong with your car, those sounds are normal. You just need turn the radio up louder and enjoy your car"

 

Eeewww!

 

Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed.
- King Henry VIII 1519

 

Good one!

 

"Thirty days hath Septober, oct and no wonder.
All the rest have thirty one except grandma and she rides a bicycle."