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  1. ScottinBend

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    #930 ScottinBend, Jun 1, 2014
    HA!
     
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    #935 DryMartini, Jun 2, 2014
    Eschew obfuscation.
     
  3. ScottinBend

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    #936 ScottinBend, Jun 2, 2014
    The five stages of forgetting things.

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    from Billy Crystal's autobiography "Still Foolin' 'Em" (great read)
     
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    #937 Dave.0, Jun 2, 2014
    Everyone know the F56 is the best MINI ever made so everyone should buy one now. :Thumbsup:
     
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    #938 Friskie, Jun 2, 2014
    Doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result is a sure sign of insanity.
     
  6. ScottinBend

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    #940 ScottinBend, Jun 2, 2014
    Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
     
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    #941 Friskie, Jun 2, 2014
    And those that know what they shouldn't know protesteth too loudly when asked how they know it.
     
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    #944 teresa wood, Jun 6, 2014
    If you don't get what you want, beg.
     
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    #945 minirab, Jun 6, 2014
    Sid and Nancy said "lets make this work!"
     
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    #947 teresa wood, Jun 8, 2014
    If it smells good, eat it.
     
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    #951 Dave.0, Jun 10, 2014
    "I am sorry did you fart or is that your breath?"
     
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    #962 ScottinBend, Jun 13, 2014
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once....
     
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    #963 Friskie, Jun 13, 2014
    Whatever it is that somebody did that you didn't want done, I didn't do it.
     
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    #965 Friskie, Jun 14, 2014
    Having children is a lot like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything is broken and there's a lot of throwing up.
     
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    #974 eMINIparts, Jun 19, 2014
    Quack Quack
     
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    #975 ScottinBend, Jun 19, 2014
    If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
     
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    #981 ScottinBend, Jun 22, 2014
    We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
     
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    #982 Friskie, Jun 22, 2014
    Roadside sign: "This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness."
    Spray painted beneath it: "NO WE WON'T"
     
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    #990 ScottinBend, Jun 26, 2014
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    Being as I am a building inspector and having to deal with contractors and homeowners all day long, of late this has become my mantra.......

    Lack of prior planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
     
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    #992 TheModFather, Jun 26, 2014
    Thats one Ive got to remember!
     
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