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  1. teresa wood

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    #996 teresa wood, Jun 28, 2014
    Wag more, bark less.
     
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    #997 Friskie, Jun 28, 2014
    You can say anything foolish to a dog and they will give you a look that says; 'Dang, you're right, I never would have thought of that.'
     
  3. ScottinBend

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    #1000 ScottinBend, Jun 30, 2014
    Man who run in front of car get tired; man who run behind car get exhausted.
     
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    #1002 Nathan, Jun 30, 2014
    Does your own home meet all codes?
     
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    #1004 Dave.0, Jun 30, 2014
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    #1006 Friskie, Jun 30, 2014
    ...and won as many arguments as you lost or just went pig wrestling?
     
  7. ScottinBend

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    #1007 ScottinBend, Jul 1, 2014
    :prrr:

    .....and I never lose an argument, I just turn away at the strategic moment.

    :D
     
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    #1009 Nathan, Jul 2, 2014
    Things you DON’T want to hear your accountant mutter under his breath to himself….See……..I don’t understand why we’re off so much………….
     
  9. ScottinBend

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    #1010 ScottinBend, Jul 2, 2014
    You are making progress, even if each mistake is a new one.
     
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    #1011 Friskie, Jul 2, 2014
    The ONLY two things you don't want to hear your neurosurgeon say: "OOOPS" or "Dang, there go the piano lessons."
     
  11. ScottinBend

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    #1012 ScottinBend, Jul 2, 2014
    .......and "Watch this" :D
     
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    #1013 TheModFather, Jul 2, 2014
    Every day is a good day for me...

    Until I wake up anyhow. :(
     
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    #1017 Dave.0, Jul 7, 2014
    Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day. :lol:
     
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    #1026 ScottinBend, Jul 10, 2014
    Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
     
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    #1031 ScottinBend, Jul 13, 2014
    Where does the white go when the snow melts?
     
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    #1032 ScottinBend, Jul 15, 2014
    Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
     
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    #1033 TexasChiliS, Jul 15, 2014
    Why do people keep finding Charmin toilet paper wrappers in the forest?
     
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    #1046 Firebro17, Jul 21, 2014
    Someday I hope to be able to have a free iPhone, like the girl in front of me this morning at the grocery store... :frown2:
     
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    #1052 Friskie, Jul 22, 2014
    I may not understand what you say, but I'll defend to your death my right to deny it.
     
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    #1058 DryMartini, Jul 25, 2014
    It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, clearly it has room for more wine.
     
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