Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

So my Urologist was running about an hour behind schedule today. We shook hands when he finally came into the exam room and I asked if he had more patients scheduled today than he had expected. He said no, just more bone heads today than usual.

 

Known him since we were kids.... Didn't look outa the ordinary...

 

It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.

- Mark Twain

 

and always my favorite ... "Hang up and DRIVE"

 

If you can't pee in the tall grass, don't run with the big dogs.

 

^^^ While sex in the cinema might yield a stranger reward.

 

Doing what's right is often the opposite of doing the right thing.

 

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender says 'we don't serve poultry here'. The chicken says 'that's OK, all I want is a beer'.

 

A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Is the bartender here?"

 

A penguin takes his car into the shop for a leak, the mechanic says "go get some lunch, and we will have a diagnosis when you return."

So the penguin heads out to the local fast food joint, and returns about an hour later...

The mechanic said "Well it looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin replies "NO! have'nt you ever seen a penguin try to eat an icecream cone!"

 

A cowboy, been out at the line shack all winter, rides into town for his spring bath and stops at the first saloon on the right. Just as he sits at the bar two women walk in and just have to ask, 'Are you a real cowboy?'. Not feeling too kindly he says yea and then asks what the heck are they. Sensing his mood one says that they are a couple of lesbians. Never heard that before and asks what that means and is told they prefer to be with women. After a drink or two they leave. A bit later some tourists stop in and again ask if he's a real cowboy. "Well folks, I thought I was but I guess I'm really a lesbian."

 

Since it's the holiday weekend, just wanted to wish all the mother's a good day on Monday.