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  1. ScottinBend

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    #1135 ScottinBend, Aug 30, 2014
    Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?

    A: Not enough sand.
     
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    #1137 ScottinBend, Aug 31, 2014
    What is the definition of eternity?
    Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
     
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    #1139 Friskie, Sep 1, 2014
    Q: What is a very scary proposition?


    A: I just got a list by email with 19 more as bad or worse than that one.
     
  4. ScottinBend

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    #1144 ScottinBend, Sep 2, 2014
    Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?

    A. Three...the rest are all true.
     
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    #1145 Friskie, Sep 2, 2014
    A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says: "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
     
  6. ScottinBend

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    #1146 ScottinBend, Sep 3, 2014
    Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

    She missed.
     
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    #1148 TheModFather, Sep 3, 2014

    Was he up lifted, or still staring at the floor?
     
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    #1150 Dave.0, Sep 4, 2014
    Ok this is no joke:

    Tommy Chong from "Cheech and Chong" is going to be on Dancing with the Stars.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    #1153 MCS02, Sep 4, 2014
    Ok that I have to SEE!
     
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    #1163 Dave.0, Sep 5, 2014
    Q:Why do blondes love tilt steering?

    A:More head room




    Q:Why do blondes like Sunroofs?

    A: More legroom




    Q:What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

    A:1983 hide and go seek Champion




    [​IMG]
     
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    #1172 DryMartini, Sep 9, 2014
    I can't see what you're saying.
     
  12. ScottinBend

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    #1173 ScottinBend, Sep 9, 2014
    Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

    A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
     
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    #1175 TheModFather, Sep 10, 2014
    Ever notice that if you put the wrong head on an animal, it stops being an animal, and becomes...

    [​IMG]

    Hilarious!
     
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    #1176 ScottinBend, Sep 11, 2014
    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
     
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    #1178 Dave.0, Sep 11, 2014
    I used to have that on top of my monitor at a old job. :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    #1179 Friskie, Sep 11, 2014
    Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.
     
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    #1181 ScottinBend, Sep 11, 2014
    I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
     
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    #1183 ScottinBend, Sep 13, 2014
    I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
     
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    #1192 vetsvette, Sep 16, 2014
    I'm not nervous. I've just got quick hands.
     
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    #1198 Dave.0, Sep 18, 2014
    and they are all not women. :frown2:
     
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