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Didn't know there was such a thing as a subscription. The only reason I'm going to stop back is to delete my stuff...

 

In this morning's email was a list of 19 curiosities. I shall share them as the days unfold. Here is number 1.

"I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."

 

The upside of being banned many times. No stupid emails.

 

Travel complaint #2:
"It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Valletta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."

 

3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

 

Water can float a boat, but it can also sink it.

 

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

 

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.

 

Yeah, I could see that posing a problem!

 

6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."

 

8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." (!!?)

 

9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."

 

I got a brain scan at the doctor's, they found nothing.

 

10. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."

 

This is a Helix shop favorite when someone is talking while others are trying to work on cars.....

"Will you Shut your big dumb head". :lol::lol::lol:

 

Army Slang: "Beat your face". Definition: "Do pushups, you!"