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  1. Friskie

    Friskie Well-Known Member

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    #1084 Friskie, Aug 1, 2014
    Another day has come and gone. Not once did I use algebra.
     
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    #1087 TheModFather, Aug 6, 2014
    When you find that YOU are the smartest person in the room...
    Stick around, stupidity is amazing to watch!
     
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    #1114 Friskie, Aug 20, 2014
    You have just engendered the ire of my co-pilot who is an inveterate cat person. Now, I have to live with that - thanks a lot buddy.
     
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    #1141 CHKMINI, Sep 1, 2014
    What do you call a basement full of Democrats

    A Whine Cellar
     
  5. Friskie

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    #1164 Friskie, Sep 5, 2014
    An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothin' to look at either.
     
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    #1171 Friskie, Sep 8, 2014
    I went to buy some camouflage trousers today and couldn't find any.
     
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    #1177 teresa wood, Sep 11, 2014
    Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
     
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    #1188 Friskie, Sep 16, 2014
    When I was a boy, my momma would send me down to the corner store with one dollar and I would come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, some tea and 6 eggs.

    You can't do that anymore....too many security cameras.
     
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    #1203 teresa wood, Sep 18, 2014
    Got a subscription expiration notice from them, NAM also stands for Not Any More.
     
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    #1261 Firebro17, Oct 3, 2014
    As I've grown older, I've learned I can't please everyone all the time. But, I can usually manage to piss off just about anyone, most anytime.
     
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    #1273 DneprDave, Oct 7, 2014
    I'm not saying, Let's kill all the stupid people... I'm just saying, let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
     
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    #1278 Friskie, Oct 8, 2014
    Starkle starkle little twink,
    Who the he11 you are I think.
    I'm not under what you call
    The alcofluence of incohol.
    I'm just a little slort of sheep,
    I'm not drunk like tinkle peep.
    I don't know who is me yet,
    But the drunker I stand here
    The longer I get.
    Just give me one more drink
    To fill me cup,
    'Cuz I got all day sober
    To Sunday up.
     
  13. ScottinBend

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    #1300 ScottinBend, Oct 26, 2014
    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    CONCLUSION:

    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
     
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    #1310 ScottinBend, Oct 30, 2014
    A PBS mind in an MTV world.
     
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    #1336 ScottinBend, Nov 14, 2014
    A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
     
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    #1344 ScottinBend, Nov 19, 2014
    If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
     
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    #1345 Dave.0, Nov 20, 2014
    I went to Starbucks and ordered a 120 degree Caramel Macchiato.

    Then the girl asked me "would you like that hot or cold?" WTF :mad2:

    What part of 120 degree did you not understand! :rolleyes5:
     
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    #1348 Friskie, Nov 21, 2014
    "Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?"

    Scott, that last one is drifting dangerously close to the profound.
     
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    #1368 Nathan, Dec 4, 2014
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
     
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    #1392 TheModFather, Dec 23, 2014
    Its like the Veyron, the key you start it with determines the tune in the ECU... The black key is limited to 500HP, and the red key unlocks full power (707 underestimated). ;) Its really a smart system, but in this case the black key could have been limited to 200HP and this guy would have probably still wrapped it around the trees. (Just a side note; the dealer wont release the red key to the owner until after break in or the first oil change, so its safe to say this guy wasn't using the full power key.)

    Money can buy horsepower, but not the brains required to be able to use it!
     
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