Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

 

Both are considered by most to be abnormal conditions for such things as winning a lottery, finding a vein of pure gold in your back yard or being the smartest person you know.

 

"The (insert object or small child here) was FOUND to be MISSING."

 

11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."

 

12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."

 

13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."

 

14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."

 

15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."

 

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he got shot by the woman's husband... :frown2:

 

16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."

 

17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."

 

'Live' might not be the appropriate verb for one or the other living conditions depending upon the condition of the individual's condition.

 

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

 

...and finally (YAY!!!)

19. "My fiancé and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."