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  1. ScottinBend

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    #1279 ScottinBend, Oct 9, 2014
    My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
     
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    #1280 TheModFather, Oct 9, 2014
    My idea of sweeping a room normally involves a 3-5 man teem with guns... ;)
     
  3. ScottinBend

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    #1283 ScottinBend, Oct 14, 2014
    I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere.
     
  4. Friskie

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    #1284 Friskie, Oct 14, 2014
    Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word Lasagna.
     
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    #1285 Firebro17, Oct 15, 2014
    Death is the Number 1 killer in the world.
     
  6. ScottinBend

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    #1290 ScottinBend, Oct 20, 2014
    I used to be disgusted. Now I'm just amused.
     
  7. ScottinBend

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    #1292 ScottinBend, Oct 21, 2014
    Skeleton: a bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
     
  8. ScottinBend

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    #1294 ScottinBend, Oct 23, 2014
    Mosquito: an insect that makes you like flies better.
     
  9. ScottinBend

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    #1299 ScottinBend, Oct 24, 2014
    Toothache: the pain that drives you to extraction.
     
  10. Friskie

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    #1305 Friskie, Oct 27, 2014
    A favorite quote from an iconic 20th century wit.
    "When the bullrushes out / And the cowslips about..."
     
  11. ScottinBend

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    #1316 ScottinBend, Nov 3, 2014
    A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
     
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    #1320 Nathan, Nov 6, 2014
    If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
     
  13. ScottinBend

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    #1325 ScottinBend, Nov 7, 2014
    About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends
     
  14. ScottinBend

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    #1327 ScottinBend, Nov 8, 2014
    Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
     
  15. ScottinBend

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    #1329 ScottinBend, Nov 11, 2014
    Stupidity should be painful.
     
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    #1332 minijohnson, Nov 12, 2014
    :lol::lol::lol::Thumbsup::D
     
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    #1334 mrntd, Nov 14, 2014
    "but she's never smelt him"
    My wife commenting on my mentioning my son's new on line girl friend.
     
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    #1337 Norm03s, Nov 16, 2014
    You might be in a spin if it's where you came in.
     
  19. ScottinBend

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    #1351 ScottinBend, Nov 24, 2014
    I may not agree with what you say, but I respect your right to be punished for it.
     
  20. Friskie

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    #1358 Friskie, Nov 30, 2014
    Made me go look. It's the end of November, not the first of April like I suspected.
     
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