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  1. ScottinBend

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    #1400 ScottinBend, Dec 28, 2014
    ^^^^^ I love this one! Fit me perfectly....
     
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    #1413 ScottinBend, Jan 7, 2015
    The most dangerous position in which to sleep?


    With your feet on your office desk.
     
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    #1415 ScottinBend, Jan 9, 2015
    Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way,


    and the other is to let her have it.
     
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    #1424 ScottinBend, Jan 12, 2015
    [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHXK2t50S-8"]Do you think you used enough dynamite - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    #1425 ScottinBend, Jan 12, 2015
    History doesn't always repeat itself, sometimes it just rhymes.
     
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    #1431 TheModFather, Jan 13, 2015
    I've got a few "Mr. Obvious" signs out there... :D
     
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    #1435 ScottinBend, Jan 14, 2015
    Falling is just like flying, only with a more permanent destination.
     
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    #1438 ScottinBend, Jan 16, 2015
    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
     
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    #1441 ScottinBend, Jan 19, 2015
    It is considered good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
     
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    #1442 Friskie, Jan 19, 2015
    "I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member" - Groucho
     
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    #1460 Dave.0, Jan 29, 2015
    If Bruce Jenner becomes a woman or Tranny will he change his name to Kardashian?
    If yes every Kardashian has a first name that begins with K.
    Does this mean he will be known as Kock Kardashian? :lol:
     
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    #1465 TheModFather, Jan 30, 2015
    Now that's FUNNY!!!
     
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    #1469 ScottinBend, Feb 1, 2015
    Someone stole my mood ring.
    I am not sure how I feel about it though.
     
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    #1474 Firebro17, Feb 3, 2015
    Not to get too technical, but I seem to remember from basic chemistry that alcohol is a solution.
     
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    #1476 TheModFather, Feb 3, 2015
    I thought it was...

    Wait... Wut?
     
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    #1478 Dave.0, Feb 5, 2015
    I hear this all the time and I say yeah but it's at the end of my life why it's sucks so who cares. I would have really been upset if I lost all of my 20's. :ihih::lol:
     
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    #1480 Dave.0, Feb 5, 2015
    Or a new original MINI. :nonod::lol:
     
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    #1486 DryMartini, Feb 12, 2015
    How come bad luck always comes in three's, but good luck never does.
     
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    #1504 TheModFather, Feb 24, 2015
    LOL... Think he might be!
     
  20. ScottinBend

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    #1505 ScottinBend, Feb 24, 2015
    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?




    Just look for the fresh prints.
     
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