Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

I live in my own little world but it's OK; everyone knows me here.

 

Infantryman, doing things right since 1774...

 

I showed the PU and boat fail to my co-pilot and commented that some text had to be included for the reply to post.
She said that's silly because a picture is worth a thousand words.
What about that, Nathan? :biggrin5:

 

On a flight out of Birmingham, AL I overheard the airline ticket agent ask the guy in front of me if he knew whether or not anyone put anything in his bag without his knowledge. The guy replied "No, if it was done without my knowledge, how would I know?" The agent smiled at the guy and nodded saying, "That's why we ask..."

 

:eek6:

...and I really don't want to know where he puts those Raybans!

 

Evergreen State College's sports teams are named after a big clam, The Fightin' Geoduc's.

(pronounced, "Gooey duck")

 

Kinda like "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor..." Yaahhh.

 

Bald Eagles compensate by growing facial hair.

 

^^^^ come on share, it has to be better than this.

 

That just removed all doubt from my original estimation.

 

&%#$!~(+^*!!!!!!!!

 

Catching flies with honey isn't always the wisest thing to do as the White House is finding out but alas failing to realize.:frown2:

Jason

 

A bow to the authority:
[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-nkLMWDUt4"]Mickey Gilley "Don't The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time" - YouTube[/ame]

 

"I was too popular in the MINI community..." Said Nobody...

Just please FFS don't crowd me all at once... That makes my PTSD act up, and you don't want that!

 

#5
"Are you ready to be tortured in a way only a woman can torture a man? she asked. I nodded nervously. 'OK' she said and ate half my chips."

 

#7
'Hurt me!' she begged, leaning over the dining table expectantly. 'OK,' I replied, 'Your turkey's too dry and your sprouts are overcooked.'

 

So then, 1 really isn't the loneliest number.

 

If someone hits you over the head with a coffee cup, have you been mugged?