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  1. Dave.0

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    #1599 Dave.0, May 13, 2015
    Why when a woman does something wrong you never hear about it for the next ten years?
     
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    #1600 ScottinBend, May 13, 2015
    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
     
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    #1601 CHKMINI, May 13, 2015

    Dave, where have you been...?
     
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    #1602 Dave.0, May 13, 2015
    I have been working and M\A has been kind of slow.

    I am bored not being able to talk crap on the F56 because people have thin skin.

    I think I am going to take up hunting endangered species as a hobbie. :lol:
     
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    #1603 CHKMINI, May 13, 2015
    Endangered species.....like Barry?
     
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    #1605 Jason Montague, May 13, 2015

    :yikes: Spotted Owls taste great.:yesnod:

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    #1611 Friskie, May 14, 2015
    I'd wish no better for the armadillos though.
     
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    #1616 Goldsmithy, May 18, 2015
    IF your aunt had balls...she would be your uncle.
     
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    #1617 Jason Montague, May 18, 2015
    If your nose runs and your feet smell the you're upside down.:lol:

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    #1620 Friskie, May 18, 2015
    Happiness = Reality / Expectations
    A unity equation in that Happiness should equal 1.
    When a second person becomes involved, the whole thing goes out the window.
     
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    #1625 DneprDave, May 23, 2015
    "Oh, you have a Phd? So do I!
    Um, we're talking about Post hole diggers, right?"
     
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    #1627 Friskie, May 23, 2015
    Totally car related :crazy:
     

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    #1628 ScottinBend, May 23, 2015
    I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
     
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    #1636 ScottinBend, Jul 2, 2015
    If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
     
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    #1644 Friskie, Jul 19, 2015
    It doesn't say how many servings per container or how many calories per serving. Things I gotta know before purchase.
     
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    #1648 ScottinBend, Jul 23, 2015
    I bet I've spent two years of my life waiting for the drugs to kick in.
     
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    #1653 Firebro17, Jul 29, 2015
    Classic Christopher Walken
     

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    #1655 ScottinBend, Aug 1, 2015
    I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
     
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    #1657 Firebro17, Aug 2, 2015
    Surely, you can't be serious. And don't call me Shirley!
     
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    #1658 DneprDave, Aug 2, 2015
    Both are bad.:yesnod:
     
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