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  1. ScottinBend

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    But your scream was so memorable.......:biggrin5:
     
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    OK, an old Navy buddy just sent a list of interesting thoughts. Here's the first one.
    "I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand
    when someone asks, "Who does something like that?"
     
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    There's a fine line between, "Budding genius" and, "Just plain goofy".
     
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    ^^^^^now that's funny
     
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    The morning after seeing the Packers beat the Seahawks, I saw this and had to share...

    Aaron Rogers to Russell Wilson:
    "Knock Knock"; Wilson replies, "Who's there?"

    Rogers..... "Owen"; Wilson..... "Owen who??"

    Rogers..... 0-2! :lol:
     
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    ^^^^^^^:lol::lol::lol::lol:^^^^^^^
     
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    I was reading in the paper today, that a dwarf was pick pocketed by an unidentified thief while waiting for the bus. How could anyone stoop so low..... :frown2:
     
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    "A woman’s not always a woman but a good cigar is a horse of another feather. "
     
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    But for the truly profound and prosaic, anything uttered by Coach has to rank within the immortal realm.
     
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    Life is not a fairy tale. If you loose your shoe at midnight,

    You're Drunk.
     
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    On the chest of a barmaid from Sale
    Was tattooed all the prices for ale
    Whilst on her behind for the sake of the blind
    was precisely the same but in braille.
     
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    Is it wetter under water if you are there when it rains?
     
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    7 years in the fleet, it ain't just shoes.
     
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    A cop pulls over a new Corvette Z06.

    Cop, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

    Driver of Vette, "Because I let you."
     
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    Today former BBC Director Mark Thompson has gone on record saying the BBC should not have fired Top Gear host, Jeremy Clarkson.


    DUH
     
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    Sorry, but I can't help but to think that there must be repercussions if you physically assault a coworker. Popularity and job performance notwithstanding, you hit someone you need to be gone.
    My employer wouldn't tolerate it.
    Am unsure why folks are willing to make allowances for that type of unacceptable behavior in this instance.


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    This was in the UK and as far as here in the USA, we have all become too PC and a bunch of wimps.

    Many times during my day I want to give people high fives to the face. :lol: