But your scream was so memorable.......:biggrin5:
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OK, an old Navy buddy just sent a list of interesting thoughts. Here's the first one.
"I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand
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There's a fine line between, "Budding genius" and, "Just plain goofy".
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Firebro17 Dazed, but not ConfusedLifetime Supporter
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The morning after seeing the Packers beat the Seahawks, I saw this and had to share...
Aaron Rogers to Russell Wilson:
"Knock Knock"; Wilson replies, "Who's there?"
Rogers..... "Owen"; Wilson..... "Owen who??"
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I was reading in the paper today, that a dwarf was pick pocketed by an unidentified thief while waiting for the bus. How could anyone stoop so low..... :frown2:
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"A woman’s not always a woman but a good cigar is a horse of another feather. "
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Life is not a fairy tale. If you loose your shoe at midnight,
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On the chest of a barmaid from Sale
Was tattooed all the prices for ale
Whilst on her behind for the sake of the blind
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Is it wetter under water if you are there when it rains?
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A cop pulls over a new Corvette Z06.
Cop, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
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Today former BBC Director Mark Thompson has gone on record saying the BBC should not have fired Top Gear host, Jeremy Clarkson.
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Sorry, but I can't help but to think that there must be repercussions if you physically assault a coworker. Popularity and job performance notwithstanding, you hit someone you need to be gone.
My employer wouldn't tolerate it.
Am unsure why folks are willing to make allowances for that type of unacceptable behavior in this instance.
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Dave.0 Helix & RMW PoweredLifetime Supporter
This was in the UK and as far as here in the USA, we have all become too PC and a bunch of wimps.
Many times during my day I want to give people high fives to the face. :lol:
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