Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

Right after my Dad got out of the army, he got a job in advertising. He had never worked in an office before. There was one passive-aggressive coworker who played office politics and was always taking credit for things that Dad did.

One day he had enough and punched his co-worker, the guy ran into the bosses office, thinking he would be safe there. He was wrong, Dad followed him into the office and beat the crap out of him right in front of the boss. Of course he was fired, but that's all that happened. Dad said it was worth it.

 

That would not be how it ended today.

 

I got married on June 21st. It was the longest day of my life that year.

 

We've got to stop saying "How stupid can people be?".
Too many people are taking that as a challenge.

 

You're absolutely correct. Its a growing phe-nom here in our Country. :frown2:

 

The fattest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

 

Tequila. Have you hugged your toilet today?

 

Before Mcdonald's, I bet "Don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown." was a pretty hard and fast rule.

 

Marijuana... A proud supporter of the nation's snack food industry.

 

Have you found Pokémon?

FU Pokémon !

 

Red Forman said "That's not food, that's what food eats!

 

Thank you for your order from, The Sex Shop.
You asked for the big red dildo as featured on our wall.
Please select another product, that is our fire extinguisher.

 

^^^^^ :lol: