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  1. ScottinBend

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    #1404 ScottinBend, Dec 31, 2014
    I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
     
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    #1417 DryMartini, Jan 10, 2015
    I like my middle finger the best because it always sticks up for me!
     
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    #1420 cristo, Jan 11, 2015
    "Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on".

    Frank Zappa (RIP)
     
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    #1428 Norm03s, Jan 13, 2015
    Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
     
  5. ScottinBend

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    #1430 ScottinBend, Jan 13, 2015
    You know you have made it when they post a sign that says not to do something you just did.
     
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    #1433 Norm03s, Jan 14, 2015
    The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
     
  7. ScottinBend

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    #1447 ScottinBend, Jan 22, 2015
    Man in a Restaurant: 'Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!'
    Waiter: 'Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.'
     
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    #1448 Friskie, Jan 23, 2015
    Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
     
  9. Dave.0

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    #1452 Dave.0, Jan 26, 2015
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  10. Nathan

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    #1461 Nathan, Jan 29, 2015
    A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
     
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    #1464 Savvy, Jan 29, 2015
    Well, I guess they aren't truly "leaping" over them, either...

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    #1468 Friskie, Jan 31, 2015
    If at first you don't succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care.
     
  13. ScottinBend

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    #1479 ScottinBend, Feb 5, 2015
    Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?



    If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
     
  14. Nathan

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    #1482 Nathan, Feb 9, 2015
    I've been meaning to get back to you about that too.
     
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    #1484 ScottinBend, Feb 11, 2015
    My wife accused me of being immature.
    I told her to get out of my fort.
     
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    #1495 Dave.0, Feb 17, 2015
    [​IMG]
     
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    #1501 Firebro17, Feb 22, 2015
    Why do I have only one bar on my phone, in my living room, and the Taliban can upload a whole video from some cave in Afganistan?!
     
  18. ScottinBend

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    #1518 ScottinBend, Mar 1, 2015
    What's the difference between a fox and a pig?




    At least a half dozen Margaritas.
     
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    #1525 DneprDave, Mar 6, 2015
    “Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French and it is all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it is all organised by the Italians”
     
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    #1528 Nathan, Mar 9, 2015
    Each hour of sitting increases the chance of heart disease by 14%. Which means you should probably move to a spot near the office defibrillator right around 4:00 in the afternoon.
     
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