Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Do not paste wax your car in the sun, it is no fun.

 

If my grand kids quit school, I will want them to remember two things. 1) They tried their best, and 2) I don't like pickles on my Big Mac.

 

People with great memories are ...... Ahhhh,,,,, I forget.

 

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

 

Abdicate - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

 

Fall off a big rock drunk at the fire pit @ the Dragon break finger, cut open leg, don't spill a drop of beer and keep cig in mouth.

" Awww I am ok. It's merely a flesh wound"

 

73% of statistics are made up.

 

A specialist: Learns more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
A generalist: Learns less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.
A bureaucratic engineer: Can draw a straight line from an unwarranted assumption to a forgone conclusion.

 

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Dorothy Parker

 

In college one gets a BS degree first.

The the MS where you know more shite.

Finally there is the Phd where one is able to Pile it even Higher and Deeper.

 

Not surprising to see that some folks are able to make things happen while others stand by and watch it happen... Sadly, there's an increasing number of those who wonder what the hell just happened!

 

y'all put down that wheelberra, you doesn't know nuthin' 'bout machinery!

 

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

 

What do you mean we don't communicate? Just yesterday I faxed you a reply to the recorded message you left on my answering machine.

 

A pessimist is a well informed optimist.

One must first be young and dumb before he can be old and wise.