Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

 

If you are not part of the solution you are part of the precipitate

 

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

 

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, everyday would be Christmas!

 

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.:ihih:

 

As a rule a man's a fool - when its hot he wants it cool - and when its cool he wants it hot - always wanting what is not.

 

Yes but it only takes one finger to "flip" someone off. :lol:

 

The 'flip' takes too much effort.
"Silence is the best form or scorn."
George Bernard Shaw

 

Had I let the 'flip' quote pass without remark, would you have felt scorned?

 

Remember that signals that are timed for 35 MPH are also timed for 70 MPH.

 

Sometimes it takes too much effort to be flip.

 

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else doing it wrong, without commenting.

 

'This car is the "sunshine express". But mom your not happy enough to drive it. '

from my older son upon seeing my wifes new Focus ST in Tangerine Scream

Her response: "if you were going through menopause, you would be happy either"

 

Flatulence - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

 

Then it stands to reason there would be a special flatulence for midgets too. (Based solely upon past commentary.)

 

My cardiologist said I need to walk on a treadmill for a 1/2 hour every 2 days.
I told him I would as soon as I found one that will hold my beer and my ash tray.

I laughed ......he did not. :lol:

 

Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.

 

Thats what she said!