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  1. CFMINI

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    Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
     
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    Here I sit broken hearted. Came to........
    Well, you know the rest...
     
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    It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
     
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    Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
     
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    Seen on the wall right next to that:
    "Eat %&*#, 10 million flies can't all be wrong.
     
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    My, how the level of intellectual acuity deteriorates over time when the imagination is loosed upon the subject at hand.
     
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    I am haunted by the memory of my amnesia.
     
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    "I think it's terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he has achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike".....

    Willie Nelson
     
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    Be nice to your kids; they’ll pick out your nursing home.
     
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    When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
    - Stephen Wright.
     
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    "I'm a passive aggressive enabler.....
    Could you hold this rope for me?"
     
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    Strangers have the best candy.
     
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    Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
     
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    Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
     
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    Stay as you are and you'll never change.
     
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    I don't work on weekends. Or, for that matter, any other day that ends with a Y.....
     
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    The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
     
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    Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
     
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    OH DAMMIT!! You did it just like I told you to!
     
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    Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...
    But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
     

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