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  1. eMINIparts

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    Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
     
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    My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
     
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    The problem with reality is the lack of background music.
     
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    Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
     
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    You know you old when you know the all the Muzak songs on the elevator.
     
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    When you're dead, you don't know that you're dead... It's difficult only for the others.

    It's the same when you're stupid!
     
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    Not even duct tape can fix stupid. But it can sure muffle the sound.
     
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    After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history.
     
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    The secret to life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made!

    Huge disclaimer: I'm sharing that, not advocating it.
     
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    99% of lawyers give the other 1% a bad reputation.
     
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    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
     
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    When the food is gone from the store shelves, your guns have all been confiscated and the unthinkable is waiting outside your door.... Don't worry, that free Obama phone comes with a tracking device! They'll find your body.
     
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    Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
     
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    Lots of snow looks really nice, ok I have had enough effing snow already! Please make it stop.
     
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    With every scoop I hate it worse!
     
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    Artificial intelligence is nothing compared to natural stupidity.
     
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    Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
     
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    Bacon is the 5th food group.
     
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    Texas Food Groups

    1. Ranch
    2. Fried
    3. Beer
    4. BBQ
    5. Bacon
     
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    Four basic food groups: Sugar, Salt, Coffee & Grease
     

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