Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

 

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.â€

 

That explains why strangers keep asking to have their pictures taken with me.

 

I have that on a shirt. :lol:

 

That being said, I believe I'll step outside and medicate. Excuse me a minute...

 

You get a job because of your skills. You lose a job because of something you say or do.

 

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

 

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

 

It's more fun to drive a slow car fast than it is to drive a fast car slow.

 

I owe, I owe, so its off to work I go.

 

Alcohol, Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

 

On the chest of a barmaid from Sale
Was tattooed all the prices of ale.
Whilst on her behind for the sake of the blind,
Was precisely the same but in braille.

 

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

 

Common Sense is like deodorant. The people that need it most never use it.

 

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.